Sunday 19 August 2012

India reacts to Laxman’s retirement: Doosra post from JAIL!

1. Harbhajan Singh: Sad, we should send Andrew Symonds to talk Laxman out of retirement. You know who drove sense back into Laxman in Ramayana, don’t you?

2. Virat Kohli: Sh*t Happens!

3. Shivpal Yadav: Laxman consulted me and I told him you can quit international cricket a bit but don't quit Ranji.

4. Madhura Honey aka Nagendra: Oh hell, I didn’t know he would quit. Else could have gatecrashed his press conference.

5. Sania Mirza: Another Hyderabadi has been used as a bait! It’s an insult to womanhood.

6. Anu Malik: I’m told Laxman has got a great Inner Voice. Can we have him in Indian Idol?

7. Manmohan Singh: Laxman’s retirement is a rumour with its origin somewhere in Pakistan and I appeal to people from northeast not to panic;

8. Arun Jaitley: People are missing the woods for the trees here. The real issue is there was a powercut during Laxman’s press conference and Congress is trying to use Laxman’s retirement as a ruse to divert our attention from a larger issue;

9. ..... finally the JAIL bit. Well, Doosra wanted Manata Banerjee’s view on the subject and had merely asked the harmless question : "Didi, how do you react to Laxman’s retirement?" Within seconds, one was frogmarched out of the house and into a jail, the location of which would be shared once known.

17 comments:

Pratik said...

Amlanda, sheshta boddo bhalo

Cricket Jokes said...

Gentleman's decision. He has mostly sacrificed himself for the betterment of the cricket for upcoming young blood .

Som said...

Pratik, thank you. Shuruta arektu bhalo hole aro bhalo hoto :)

Som said...

Cricket Jokes, yes, haven't seen a better gentleman cricketer.

Discovery of the self said...

deadly ! as always!

Som said...

Disco... in Rani Mukherjee's immportal words from that immortal Munch advt... Thanku :)

Som said...

Govind, Shastri bailed me out :)

deepoz said...

LOL...Som, VVH = very very hilarious..and it would have bee travesty of justice, if the batsman who kept his team out of jail many many times, would have sent you in!! ;-)

Som said...

Deep, ha ha. You have a point there - and 2 slips and a gully too :)

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livescore said...

Oh! it's a sad moment for all the cricket lovers out there I mean Laxman is a very fine cricketer he is the master when it comes to the test cricket and he has build a great number of record partnerships with Sachin and Dravid.He is the backbone of the Indian middle order in Test cricket. think it's a very big loss to India after Dravid have also resigned.

Pay per head services said...

well I think that retirement is part of all of us who work every day and in the end we want to enjoy life without working

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