Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Shahid Afridi’s Secret Diary: Wishing Shoaib

I’m again joy like nobody’s business. What is the because? Well, finally Shoaib Malik divorced the girl he called sister and he goed on to merry Sania Mirza, whom he fortunately doesn’t call his sister.

I called him and wished him many, many happy returns of the day. No idea why he not likening it and banged the phone. Lacks mannerism, I think.

But I not blaming him. Ayesha, Maha, Sayali, Sania…waise toh sabka Malik ek hai. But it was implicated like nobody’s business. Goed through hell. Poor chap. And had to give Rs 61 lakh haq mehr to Sania. Now you knowed why I called him poor chap.

But if you questioning me, I short of liken Shoaib. He looks like a idiot, talks like a idiot and plays like a idiot. But inside, he is a 24-carrot genteel man. Inside dressing room, he is chewing carrots all the time in a corner, never throwing ten-trams like the other Shoaib.

I’m doubtless he was victim of some kind of something that ends with piracy…what you call it?...got it...conspiracy.

So I’m joy his trouble is finally over and they now can settle in Gulf. After all, all’s well that ends in oil and you don’t have more oil outside Gulf.

39 comments:

Rohit said...

Happy belated Bored day Som!

Som said...

Hey Rohit, thanks man!

Govind Raj said...

I called him and wished him many, many happy returns of the day. No idea why he not likening it and banged the phone. Lacks mannerism, I think.

This is sensational stuff Som! Absolutely hilarious! I just can't control my laughter :-)

Som said...

Govind, was about to write it in your blog. Waise toh sabka Malik ek hai....does this line sound familiar? A certain Govind Raj is the copyright holder of it:)

Govind Raj said...

Sai Baba from Shirdi holds the Copyright for these lines. I am honored :-)

Som said...

Govind, never doubted you are Sai Baba's spin doctor!!!

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NC, I'm joy like nobody's business that you liked it:)

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straight point said...

i do not lacks mannerism... but since the day i laneded at hyderabaad no day has returned happy to me... this is why i was upset like nobodies business... i liken you two much... and have ordered special ball biryani for u to bite for the reception... hope you will cum...

(for) now sania's...

shaoib...

Som said...

Haha. SP, get that Ball Biryani patented:)

vmminerva said...

Hilarious!

Jokes apart, good to see they finally got married.

Megha said...

Sabka Malik ek hai

:D

I'm sure the first 3 have become atheists now..

Som said...

VM, ideally their marriage should have been nobody's business but then could not help making little fun of it:)

Som said...

Megha, an interesting angle. Wish I could access their secret diary:)

Purna said...

Sir, you should start charging people for bringing so much joy in their lives.

You would be a millionare.

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Som said...

Purna, I'm the resident comedian in cricket blogosphere. Ask them and they will tell you nothing matches the satisfaction of bringing smiles to faces. A word of encouragement here, a pat there...just keep me going:)

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SNM, will have a glance/at the first available chance...:)

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Can you give them some fixed place where they can keep posting without bothering us? Something like a Maxx Mobile Strategic Break... So that we will come to know when to switch channels!

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