Showing posts with label Bodyline. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bodyline. Show all posts

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

10 Unknown Quotes!

Being at the right place at the right time is something that comes naturally to Doosra.

Inevitably, that makes one privy to mutterings that otherwise would never reach civilisation.

Following are the 10 unknown quotes, the veracity of which can effortlessly be established simply by trusting this blog.

1. "Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin bhi hai." - Harold Larwood. The line that prompted Douglas Jardine to conceive Bodyline;

2. "Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baatein kartein hain..." - Robinson Crusoe.

3. "Give this ring to Sita and get her signature on this receipt"- Lord Rama to Hanuman.

4. "Kripya ladies seat me na baithe."- Noah on board his Ark.

5. "Salaa aaj hi stepney lanaa bhool gaya!" - Karna at Kurukshetra.

6. "Single? Ready to mingle?" - Surpanakha to Lakshman.

7. "Can't believe landed on Moon! Dude, how long is the bar open?" - Neil Armstrong.

8. "Sorry I didn't tell you Tenzing that I got vertigo. Hold me tight please!" - Edmund Hillary.

9. "Nomoshkar...Ek Minute!" - John Wilkes Booth to Abraham Lincoln.

10. "No comments." – Navjot Singh Sidhu.

Thursday, 14 February 2008

Australia to reschedule calendar around IPL


So, BCCI has set the cat among pigeons and cricket boards are scurrying for extra cover.

The Indian Premier League (IPL) is ticking like a hand grenade about to explode after BCCI has removed the safety pin. And cricket is the obvious casualty-in-waiting.

Shane Warne (see previous post) may have earned his stripe as the fastest-finger-on-cell-keyboard but he also owns the copyright of the idea that IPL should be incorporated in the ICC calendar.

And now realising the futility of waging an already lost war against the cash-awash Twenty20 extravaganza, Cricket Australia (CA) is all set to dance to the IPL tune and reschedule its Future Tours Program, outlined till 2012, and fit it around the Indian league.

In a sense, this was inevitable. Whatever they may claim, cricket’s real stars, fortunately, are its practitioners and not the rulers and, cricketers should have the last word.

“There is a little bit of the whore in all of us, gentlemen. What is your price?” when Kerry Packer was asking the question to the Australian cricket board officials back in 1976, he was just stating the obvious -- that money talks, and sings too as people dance to its tune.

Already, Neil Maxwell, who manages Brett Lee and Mike Hussey, has warned that players might ditch their national team to take the IPL plunge if CA does not listen to their demand. That left CA hardly with any second option.

Suddenly, no one is talking about burnout. The same players who felt being flogged by a demanding schedule, are merrily queuing up to sign their IPL contract. Men of honour, who swore by the national colours, stood shoulder-to-shoulder in those spectacular huddles to the refrain of the national anthem and pledged their life for the honour of the country, are suddenly holding their board to ransom.

A nouveau riche and unscrupulous BCCI, high on its stinking riches, has planted a seed of discord that threatens to tear apart the game and cricket could consider itself lucky if it can survive the upheaval.

Old fogies would mutter Bodyline, some would claim World Series Cricket and a couple might say Oval controversy or Bollyline. But if inkling are anything to go by, IPL could well be the biggest crisis in the history, geography and everything else of the game.