Had Paris Hilton been a cricketer!

Going by the feedback, some people are yet to recover from my earlier rambling -- Had Harry Potter Been a Cricketer at Bored Cricket Crazy Indians.

Those who doubted that I'm off my onion, here goes the confirmation.

Had Paris Hilton been a cricketer.

Had Harry Potter been a cricketer...

Considering the bloodbath they are going through, the industrialists are just not in a position to lend.

I would still go ahead and borrow the expression that Ratan Tata used when Mamata Banerjee straight-drove Nano out of West Bengal.

Someone put a gun to my head -- figuratively speaking, just like Tata – and sought my view on what Harry Potter would have been had he been a cricketer.

Well, find my rambling here.