As mild-mannered as Clarke Kent, as lethal as Kent’s more famous persona!
Y would be the man his wise captain would send to rescue his girl friend and Y would return with the girl unscathed.
Like Superman, Y’s got flight, when he’s bowling. Like Superman, he’s vulnerable only to magic but then Y has the chief sorcerer on his side, as his captain!
Y has got x-ray vision and can see through a bowler’s mind, worse than being seen through garments.
His telescopic view tells him the bowler’s grip. The super-speed of the wood he wields can launch any hunk of leather in an orbit somewhere in the solar system.
Witnesses vouch, at times he stays static in the crease and his sheer will power does it for him!
RP Singh rolled up his jersey to flash his ugly hairy chest. Had Y done so, nobody would have missed a stylized Y shield on his chest.
He can walk on water, split sea and halve an atom. Possibly he can usher us out of recession too.
Superman is passé. Hail Yusuf-er Man.
Even better, he doesn’t wear his undies outside!
Pix: AFP Photo
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