Dhoni: Hello. If you are Ian Bell, leave your number. I will call you back. Aur bolo...
Srikkanth: YouHabsoluteMoron...
ThisIsSrikkanthAndNotAnyBloodyBell.
Dhoni: Oh, Chika Saar! That rings a bell... Aur bolo.
Srikkanth: HagainBell... YouGotAnyIdeawhatPeopleNowCallYou?
Dhoni: Why? They call me Mahi!
Srikkanth: No... PeopleNowCallYou… WhatDoYouCallIt... Yes... ’CallingBell’... WhyTheHellDidYouRecallHim?
Dhoni: Saar, we were losing the match anyway. No rating points to be gained, so thought why not some brownie points... Aur bolo.
Srikkanth: YouOfficiousFathead...
YourCaptaincyHasBeenSoUnimaginative...
Dhoni: Unimaginative! You hurt me Saar. I imagined England were in crisis; never stood up imagining Praveen’s edges will carry; imagined Sehwag will score 300 in both innings and finally imagined we will win the series 4-0. And here you call me unimaginative…. If my imaginations were correct, we would have been in the team hotel long back...Aur bolo.
Srikkanth: YouHabsoluteHalfwit... BetterPullUpYourSock... OrIWouldImagineYouWouldSoonLoseCaptaincy.
Dhoni: Can you hold the phone for a second saar?
Srikkanth: Why?
Dhoni: Need both hands to hold my socks and pull.
Srikkanth: !@#@$%^&*.
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