Dear All,
So here we go again. Talk of the town and it again has nothing to do with my bowling!
Well, I'm told my white patka has been quite a sensation.
So much so that some people have lost their own. Others reported sporadic cases of choking at the breakfast table in front of the television.
Now that surely warrants some explanation. What necessitated this change in colour and the encrypted messages I meant for a few individuals.
For starters, I believe I have been able to prove to my BCCI bosses that I'm doing my utmost to curb my temper and keep my cool.
White reflects sunlight, elementary metaphysics sirs! No? You insist it's physics? Sure it's not physiology either? Well, will take that.
Returning to the rail, I believe with this subtle move, I've silenced my critics, who spread the canard that I lack variety. And if still those offsprings of *&^%$#@! still nitpick about it being just a wardrobe variety, well, my Hummer can take care of them next time they stray onto the road.
Time to spell out other ramification of the white patka that may have eluded your radar.
To Matthew Hayden, my patka virtually screams out 'Mate, about time you issued a rejoinder that I’m not an obnoxious weed but a white tulip'.
It has a message for Sreesanth as well. Well Sree, you can come closer without inviting a palm-shaped tattoo on your cheeky cheeks.
For Symonds, oh dear, all hatchets buried. Let's start life afresh, mate. By the way, how's your mom?
Finally a word for Mr Amitabh Bachchan too.
Now that I've changed colour, don't you think a Big Boss invitation should be on my way?
Regards
Harbhajan Singh.
(P.S. What will be the punch line of a family planning commercial featuring Dhoni and Bhajji? Hum Do Hummer Do, preferably mouthed by Dhoni.)
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11 comments:
Som, here's the song that bhajji and msd sang
Nc, remember the song. Just apt!
And latest guys, Dhoni and Harby(someone called him Durby aka durbhajan singh LOL) are business partners now.
Grit your teeth - harby is not going to be dropped from BCCI team for the next few years now :-)
Raj, so Harby would now come in package with MSD? Buy one get two?
SP, missed that angle!
The white patka also evaporated his wicket taking skills.
Soulberry, I think he must have been to some peer/fakir/paigambar who advised him to go white.
If only, MSD chose to give him a fatka all this patka baaji of our dear paaji would stop
Namya, a property dealer can't do that fatka job to his business partner, can he?
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