But you pass through the corridor and realize not a single door is ajar, let alone open.
For starters, Gang Lord keeps wicket himself!
You want an opening. In fact, you are open to opening.
But you also know that you'd be lynched if heard of even dreaming about replacing either The God or his Protégé.
You push the door of Protégé’s Protégé and realize it's bolted from inside.
You hurry past the Preening Prince's door, for he can be in foul mood.
You bow before Gang Lord's door and cross those of his Lead Lackey, Punk Pal and the Rockstar and realize it's a dead end.
What do you do?
You take your gloves off, ask somebody else to keep wicket and roll your arms over.
Apparently, Dinesh Karthik bowled against Railways in the Ranji Trophy.
No one saw him bowl – except this scorecard. Not even the batsmen he allegedly bowled to!
Is he a dibbly-dobbler? Or a pie-chucker? Maybe a purveyor of right-arm filth?
Whatever. Karthik at least knows he can't be blamed for not trying enough.