Somewhere something extraordinary has happened.
And it's graver than allowing George W Bush to formulate English grammar or asking Paris Hilton to head the next NASA project.
Cricket has just become less masculine!
Of course you had the omens in Alastair Cook's mascara, RP Singh's eyeliner and Nathan Bracken's hairband but here comes the definitive confirmation.
A bunch of eunuchs has beaten their male counterparts. And lest there is any confusion, let me make it clear that I'm not talking about Ashes.
After third man and third umpire, the third sex made its debut in cricket somewhere in Sindh, Pakistan.
A BBC report claims the eunuchs chased down a 66-run target from eight overs with such aplomb that some of the ICC Full Members are lucky that they were not there.
Chasing down those cars on the traffic signal was finally of some use, the winning captain later revealed.
Teams that tend to choke in their chase can give it a try, he...err...she...or... whatever said.
While most coaches dismissed it as a madcap idea, John Buchanan is rumoured to have found some logic in it and is looking for a team where he can put it in practice.
Pix: BBC News