2. Dhoni is likely to uproot the entire nursing home where the kid was born and take it home as souveneir;
3. Kapil Dev's likely reaction: "Dad keh nahi sakte par, kahi na kahi, pitah toh zaroor ban gaye”.
4. India Cements will create a new vice-president's post to accommodate her;
5. N. Srinivasan is likely to downplay it, describing Dhoni instead as a "merely fatherhood enthusiast.”
6. Ian Chappell will demand Dhoni's retirement from all formats, citing the need to spend more time at home with the kid.
7. Dhoni is likely to sport a new celebratory haircut.