1. His midriff attracts more attention than that of a cheerleader;
2. His average in IPL is…well not even average, rather below-average;
3. He spends an incredible 23 days, 22 hours and 36 seconds without a bar brawl reported in media;
4. Police personnel make claims which basically mean knotted bed-sheets have been found hanging from the balcony of his hotel room;
5. He virtually usurps coach Tom Moody’s surname;
6. Sangakkara/Jayawardene sees no point in positioning him at point and exiles him to a third man;
7. Fans ponder calling him Sulk Hogan.