Wednesday, 31 March 2010

You know all is not well with Yuvraj when...

1. His midriff attracts more attention than that of a cheerleader;

2. His average in IPL is…well not even average, rather below-average;

3. He spends an incredible 23 days, 22 hours and 36 seconds without a bar brawl reported in media;

4. Police personnel make claims which basically mean knotted bed-sheets have been found hanging from the balcony of his hotel room;

5. He virtually usurps coach Tom Moody’s surname;

6. Sangakkara/Jayawardene sees no point in positioning him at point and exiles him to a third man;

7. Fans ponder calling him Sulk Hogan.

Pix: AP

12 comments:

straight point said...

why yuvi breaches security time and again after match...? [they don't let him during the match]

Som said...

SP, can't agree. The way he staggers while coming out to bat and the hurry he is in to go back, seems a party is always on for him even during the match.

Thiru Cumaran said...

Sulking Bulk Hogan would be more appropriate!

Govind Raj said...

I really hope someone talks to him seriously. He is besotted in the Anchal of one Ms. Kumar and is not ready to toil it in the heat. He looks like a taller and marginally more handsome version of Arjuna Ranatunga these days.

At this rate, he might have to retire prematurely like Mohammed Yusuf; albeit permanently...

What a loss :-(

Som said...

Thiru...Bulk Hogan is crispier indeed:)

Som said...

Govind, Yuvraj makes you realise that however talented you maybe, you always need a mentor who would never let you derail. What a waste of talent!

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Som said...

Sam, don't tell me!!!

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Sidthegnomenator said...

I don't know what to say - that is one disturbing picture.

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