Monday, 5 April 2010

Inside the Palace of Lalit (IPL)

Servant: Sir you have been so busy, no Max Mobile Time Out at all. Couldn’t tell you that one of your dogs is missing.
 
LM: What? Which one?

Servant: Million Dollar. We were airing her along with Tender, Franchise and Eyeball when Million Dollar broke loose.
 
LM: Gosh! What the hell you people do? All incompetent nincompoops. Now the Million Dollar question is where it could have gone?
 
Servant: Sir, actually Million Dollar had an affair with neighbourhood Subhashbabu’s dog.
 
LM: Subhashbabu’s dog! You mean that ICL! Have to teach a lesson to Subhashbabu. You just can’t have your dog hobnobbing with Million Dollar when you don’t have the official flirting rights.
 
Servant: Too late sir, damage has already been done. Million Dollar has delivered six kittens.
 
LM: What! A DLF Maximum! But that is an unauthorized association! We have to lure away the entire dog family. Dangle that Amnesty dog biscuit and bring them back. Whole family, you understand?
 
Servant: Whole family! Including ICL? Wow, that will be a Karbonn Kamal Catch sir!
 
LM: Yes, I’m waiting for that Citi Moment of Success when all the dogs will be here and Subhashbabu will have only himself to go airing with. Hahahah.

15 comments:

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Som said...

Anonymous, thanks. BTW why anonymous:)

Govind Raj said...

Wow, That is 'Som'e writing!

Som said...

Glad you liked it Govind:)

Satrajit said...

that's a DLF Maximum!!!

Satrajit said...

you are like the MRF Blimp clouding over the skies of LM's Palace.

Som said...

Satrajit, forgot that obnoxious blimp!

The R said...

phataa phaati!

Som said...

The R, welcome to Doosra and keep the phaata-phaati going:)

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