Thursday, 25 March 2010

Shahid Afridi’s Secret Diary: I the Captain

They maked me captain again. I was expecting. I actually showed my hand to family astronomer and he spoke I will get it.

I’m joy like nobody’s business and I’m fully confidential that we will defend our title.

We are practicing like nobody’s business. Other day, Salman Butt actually fell subconscious but still practiced! He is so devotee that you can’t question his royalty.

Butt is not him only. All of us wanting to doing something for which posterior would remember us.

Our team in the balance like nobody’s business.

Our batting is good. We have both shit anchors and players who can...what the thing Ravi Shastri keep shouting...yes...players who can up the aunty...god knows why Ravi wants all to up their aunty but it sounds good.

We have to play as a team, not as indivisual. I expect the fool team to be positive and come to each other’s AIDS like nobody’s business. Bowlers have to take precautions and insure they not conceive easy boundaries. Or it can get fetal.

Personally speaking myself, controversies happening all the time like nobody’s business and a captain have to put lid on them.

I give surety to all. I will lid from the front.

32 comments:

straight point said...

up the aunty.... hahaha hilarious som!!

Naked Cricket said...

Good you got this gng again Som, some real gems in there.

Deep said...

aweSOMe! afrin(di)! Biting humor, enjoyed very muchly!

Nadhiya said...

ROFLMAO

Satrajit said...

after reading the post Afridi would be upping his aunty and anchoring his shit ... like nobody's business

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Govind Raj said...

Som, I bought a helmet; just to use when I read your Afridi dairy [Pun unintended]! Just to avoid head-injury if I fall down laughing. You are milking this rather well :-)

Keep Secreting Afridi's milk and it is time to Up the Auntie :-)

Som said...

SP, mujhe aunty yaad a gaya:)

Som said...

NC, hope to bring him back now and then:)

Som said...

Deep, good to be of some use:)

Som said...

Nadhiyya, hope the floor was squeaky clean:)

Som said...

Satrajit, as long as he keeps away of courts, I'm fine with it.

Som said...

Sunny, not again.

Som said...

Govind, Afridi is not a milch cow, rather a Pashtun bull and I adore him more than most.

Purna said...

What will you do if Afridi ever reads this Som? :P

Som said...

Purna, consult a stout lawyer who can defend me, of course!

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The said...

Som-

CLASSIC, my friend!

Upping the Aunties :))

From the desk of Anurag said...

Arre sir,

too gud. You have a master brain to restore quotes exactly like Afridi. I m reading ur blog for the 1st time but i can bet this can give the best of talents a run for their money.

I have throughly enjoyed this plateform to entertain myself in this night shift duty. Keep up the gud work. Anurag

Som said...

The, glad you liked it:)

Som said...

Anurag, thanx:)

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Aditya Mookerjee said...

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Bagwellbazi said...

Good you got this gng again Som, some real gems in there.