Wednesday, 7 October 2009

She is why Kiwis lost Champions Trophy


Daniel Vettori: pulled hamstring.

Jacob Oram: ditto.

Jesse Ryder: messed up groin.

Daryl Tuffey: broke hand.

Grant Elliot: hurt thumb.

Ian Butler: developed intestinal infection.

Saw the rush to get injured? Like moths drawn to fire?

No offence to Kate Stalker but just shows having a female physio can easily be one of the 101 Ways A Cricket Team Can Shoot Itself In the Foot.

Kate Stalker Pix: Associated Press

13 comments:

Naked Cricket said...

Give her this much, she is on her toes

Som said...

NC, can you imagine McIntosh's joy at the niggle?

Naked Cricket said...

I'd rather not. What does it do for me

Som said...

NC, same here. And shame there.

Naked Cricket said...

Disagree. Som there.

Som said...

NC, wish Som was there. Tumhari mu mein kebab-biryani.

straight point said...

does this surprise you most were hurt below the belt...? ;-)

Som said...

SP, I would have said a 100 things -- in hindsight, make it 7 in conformity with the blog's recurring theme --
about that but since this is a family blog, I prefer not to make remarks that might shape the psychological orientation of any child. So, my only comment is "no comments":)

Satrajit said...

@Som and SP: Tuffey and Grant Elliot were probably using their hands :-)

Som said...

Satrajit, you mean they took the matter in their hand?

Ducking Beamers said...

I know it's partly a joke, but a bit too male chauvinist, no? Her gender probably had less to do with the Kiwi injuries than unhappy coincidence and the Kiwis themselves.

Som said...

Ducking Beamers, it's entirely a joke mate! Of course Kate Stalker's gender had nothing to do with the Kiwi injuries. I insist, my blog is essentially not to be taken seriously!

cricketbash said...

Perhaps Australia could do well to hire Kate.. Micky will be the biggest beneficiary..