Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Afridi’s Secret Diary: My Brash With Politics!

I resently attended Imran Bhai's political rally and I am impressed like nobody’s business.

It was so crowded that no body was going. But I went and the because was, Imran Bhai invited me. Of course I was septic initially but still went.

When I was gone, he was speeching like no body’s business. His voice was booming. His voice was very…what you call it… echo-friendly. Outside the ground, there was long cues of people.

When I climbed the stage, he told me to sit. After his speech finished, he spoke me if I want to speech. I said I was speechless and could not speak. I needed some body to right it for me.

He laughed and we started chat.

"You look so fit even today. Do you still exorcise?" I questioned. He laughed like nobody’s business.

He teached me much things about politics. He thinks about the pour people of our country, says we need a brake from the Zardaris and Musharrafs.

He has a big aim in life – to be the President of Pakistan. Very aimbitious man… or is it amphibious? Whoever. Please beer with me on that.

I asked him "How you manage duel role – cricket and politics? What if you are defeat?"

He said like cricket, wins and loos are part of politics. Then he spoke something I did not understood.

He said we should be men of high principal.

Now in my school, our principal was a small tall man. That is not my faultness, I did not appoint he. So is it my blame if I don’t had high principal?

Will meet him next in his berth day party. Will ask him to clearify it.

42 comments:

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Cricketing Minds, welcome to Doosra. I have an ego problem with stats, we never go hand-in-hand but will visit your site :)

cricketbash said...

shehid Afreedi, he retire just few month ago, why come again?

Pakistan cricket badly shape. I guessed that the reason.. well did Afridhi bhai

Som said...

Cricketbash, you know enough about Afridi and his retirements, don't you?

Anonymous said...

How is this funny at all? Lot of people in this world cannot speak English, so what if Afridi or someone cannot too. I read some funny articles on this blog but this I say is just horrible and in poor taste.

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Som said...

Anonymous (btw, why anonymous! never liked this name, smacks of creative bankruptcy), can't say you don't have a point there.

But old horse, the idea here is not to take things too seriously. As an Afridi fan, I consider myself second to none. Can't think of cricket without the guy.

And if you have seen him, you know this is not how he speaks. This is fake, if you don't know it already.

See, we all have issues with languages not our own. If that amuses someone, at least I'm not going to use it as an excuse to start World War III there.

There are some, no wonder with flawed sense of humour, who find it funny and then there are this school of thought you hail from.

Anyway, in a way, it probably is tasteless. You make me think twice there. Let's see...

Siva said...

In cheap taste

Som said...

Siva, it's chip's-taste-gone-wrong. But as I told anonymous - you to share bench in the same school of thought I guess -- an introspection is underway.

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Doyel said...

Som - don't feel bad dear :)

Anonymous and Siva do have a point, but celebrities do become object of jokes - it's part and parcel of their celebrity status!

However - I think you can make Afridi's secret diary humorous even without that horrendous spelling and grammar :)

Som said...

Doyel, welcome to Doosra :)

I acknowledge both Anonymous (loathe this name) and Siva have a point and I'm always -- ok, make it mostly -- open to ideas.

Wonder if they'd be has much angry had it been a Nameless County Cricketer's Diary.

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Arif Khan said...

The blogger fails to capture the zaniness in this article, instead resorts to taking one-sided cheap shots. Afridi is a gifted athlete who will always be remembered the way he played the game, not how well he spoke a particular language. The blogger on the other hand will be a footnote in the scheme of things. Keep it up.

Som said...

Arif Khan, this is not taking pot shots at someone like Afridi. I consider myself as one of his great admirers. A player's greatness has nothing to do with his fluency in English. I find Afridi much more interesting than, say a Tendulkar. He has got that X factor and this is a funny blog with malice towards none. So enjoy :)

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