Sehwag: Who are you?
Superman: Strange! You don’t know me? I’m Superman!
Sehwag: No idea what you do but kids know you. Why they call you Superman? Have you scored a 400 in a test?
Superman: I mean....No.
Sehwag: 200 in ODIs?
Superman: Err...No.
Sehwag: So? Have you beaten Navjot Sidhu in a proverb contest? Did you out-cliche Ravi Shastri in presentation ceremony? Do you do more endorsements than Tendulkar?
Superman: Hang on. Well, to start with, I have x-ray vision.
Sehwag: X-ray? Not bad. Why don’t you join our support staff? We need a portable x-ray machine anyway. Someone is getting injured every day.
Superman: Man, it’s not like that. With it, I can see through.
Sehwag: What? What’s wrong with you? Are you a pervert?
Superman: What are you talking, man!
Sehwag: Forget it. What else can you do?
Superman: I save damsels in distress.
Sehwag: Why just damsels? Why not kids and the aged ones? Hero banta hai?
Superman: I mean I help all...
Sehwag: Then why said only damsels? What else you can do?
Superman: I can fly.
Sehwag: Why?
Superman: What do you mean why?
Sehwag: What’s the need to fly? What these aeroplanes are for? Hero banta hai?
Superman: Man, you are just impossible. Well, I’m an American cultural icon and I hope you know what I mean when I say that.
Sehwag: Icon? So what? I’m also an IPL icon player. There are several other players whom Lalit Modi made icon. What’s the big deal?
Superman: I give up. No point arguing with you. Can’t believe someone can be so...good bye.
Sehwag: Good bye. Waise bhaisab, don’t mind but you have worn your undie on the outside. No doubt in a hurry.
Superman: No. I wear it like this! This is my style. It’s when in hurry that I dress like you guys. Bye.
Sehwag: What? Dufferman.
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