Wednesday, 7 April 2010

Reading Between Lines: What Afridi meant when he said...

"Since he has gone to India he must now bring his bride home."

1. We had advised the moron not to walk into the outstretched arms of the Hyderabad Police but then fools keep rushing in where angels fear to tread;

2. Better you rot in a dungeon in Hyderabad than thinking of returning empty-handed. The message is loud and clear. Bring home the bacon, no excuse please;

3. Your silly affair has snowballed into an issue of national prestige and you must return with a bride by side. Nub of the matter is, Pakistan will not open its door to a single Shoaib;

4. Just bring home a bride, you halfwit and we won’t nitpick. Ayesha, Maha, Sayali, Sania…anything will do;

5. I have a bet with Misbah-ul-Haq that Shoaib would land up marrying none of the four girls mentioned above. My money is on Rakhi Sawant to win ‘Shoaib ka Swayambar’ in one of the Indian channels.

20 comments:

Purna said...

Som, give me an honest answer okay?

Are you Shahid Afridi?

straight point said...

afridi secret dairy:

shoaid wented india to take bribe like nobody's business... he should have married sania-apa on cellphone... now this maha-apa saga has becomed maha-shyapa for all of us here...

straight point said...
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Som said...

Purna, can the brain claim to be the body itself? No way.

Som said...

SP...hehehe...hilarious...Even when I quit blogging, I know at least SASD is in safe hands:)

Shridhar Jaju said...

hey, i have a doubt...

can they marry over an sms?

Som said...

Shridhar, I'm a mere blogger and not a Qazi!!!

Govind Raj said...

There are so many girls and so much of confusion in the story. But the truth is one and only and that is...

Aysha, Maha, Sania, Sayali and Rakhi...

Sabka 'Malik' Ek hai !

Som said...

Too good Govind:) BTW, you suggesting Malik is male Draupadi!

Govind Raj said...

How about Male 'Panch'ali? or still better Shoaib 'Panch'al Malik ?

Som said...

Govind, Shoaib Panch Ali!!!

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Som said...

Was wondering how come the flower belles were so late!

Poonam said...

Too good... U can read Afridi's mind like nobody's business.

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Som said...

Poonam, thanks:) I can read his mind? But some people insist he's mindless. Jokes apart, really like the fella:)

Som said...

All That, the idea of "exclusive rumour" sounds good. Will get back to you after I see the video:)

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