Saturday, 26 April 2008

Here is why Harbhajan slapped Sreesanth



If it intrigued you what prompted Harbhajan to slap Sreesanth, here goes the Doosra exclusive which explains the inexplicable and gives you all six possible reasons:

  1. An ecstatic Sreesanth told Bhajji that Lalit Modi had just added a “Kiss-your-boss-nolens-volens” clause to the players’ IPL contract. Pat came Bhajji’s reply.
  1. Bhajji had actually asked Sree the secret of curbing his temper. Sree said ‘Lage Raho Munnabhai’ did the trick and he was in fact practicing Gandhigiri. Bhajji just wanted to check the veracity and asked him to turn his cheek.
  1. The prankster in Sree challenged Bhajji that he was balding beneath the turban and dared him to prove him wrong.
  1. Both were actually discussing how Indians were getting into one after another on-field brawl while touring abroad. It was disgusting, they concurred, and decided India needed to reduce its dependence on foreigners.
  1. Mind-boggling action, edge-of-the-seat thriller, song-and-dance…IPL ring master Lalit Modi sniffed melodrama was missing from the script and he chose India’s most volatile duo to take care of that.
  1. A Kerala producer had approached Sree but was not sure of his versatility in front of camera. Dance, aggression and even comedy is ok but can Sree handle emotional scenes? Sree reportedly invited him to Mohali last night and Doosra learns Sree had the contract in his pocket when he entered the dressing room where Bhajji was waiting for his share of the pie.

26 comments:

Homer said...

brilliant :)...

Straight Point said...

hillarous SOM

specially the fourth one...

by the time IPL ends there wont be anything left that is called 'team india'...

Som said...

Thanx Homer.

Som said...

SP, as usual, you are spot on.

I have to admit that my light-hearted takes are actually a way to gloss over my concern. This is not what we expcted from Bhajji.
Provoked or not, Bhajji clearly fell from grace.
And despite all his antics, Sree is not the guy who would cry in public, something deemed so un-manly.
Pray someone reins in Bhajji. We don't want him to lose his way.

Straight Point said...

thanks som...

on second thoght i think he wanted to send definite signal to symonds and hayden ;-))

Som said...

S.P, probably Bhajji wanted to send a signal to Haydos-Roy. But in a similar case, I'm afraid their response would not be the same as Sreesanths. Better Bhajji minds his ways.

Q said...

Funny stuff Som. Sorry abt missing this. I am adding your link now so I make this site a daily as well.

Gardagami said...

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Som said...

Q, thanks a lot for having a look. And Well Pitched is in my blogroll too. Cheers

Anonymous said...

Here is the reason why bhajji slapped sree.

Bhajji was sitting on the bench when Yuvi came to him and asked R u relaxing? Bhajji said No, i m harbhajansing.
Then Robin came to bhajji and asked R u relaxing? Bhajji said 'Oye i m harbhjansing. Then he became angree and started to walk on ground when he see sree dancing on ground. Bhajji asked sree R u relaxing? Sree said 'Yes i m relaxing. Bhjji slapped him and said 'wanha sab tuzhe dundh rahe hain aur tu yanha naach raha hai.

Som said...

Anonymous...aewsome! just awesome!

Naked Cricket said...

wasn't there a bhajji-modi hug soon after the slap

Q said...

Yes there was NC :)

cricketbash said...

Nice comic interlace to a shoddy on-field incident..

It was the first essay of IPL.. Bhajji must have fully balded from within..

Good sense of Humor! keep it up..

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