Sunny: Oh yes! But Papaji and Bobby also worked hard. And of course Hema ji.
Doosra: Hope everything went well?
Sunny: Well, almost. Pandal was good, food was great. Just don't know how some stray dogs, well, strayed into the pandal.
Doosra: Stray dogs!
Sunny: Balwant Rai ke kutteyyyyy.....
Doosra: Please, calm down, please!
Sunny: I'm sorry, got emotional. What were we discussing?
Doosra: That some dogs had strayed into Esha's wedding.
Sunny: Yes. Strange, despite having Papaji there. He even screamed that line from Sholay - "Kuttey, kaminey mai tera khoon pee jaunga" and most dogs ran for their life.
Doosra: Hope it was not a serious problem.
Sunny: Two dogs refused to leave. Hema ji was supposed to dance late in the evening which had to be cancelled.
Sunny: Papaji got emotional and screamed again "Basanti, in kutto ke samne mat nachna!". You know how he is. Waise I'm no less emotional. I saw the tubewell and suddenly became Gadar's Tara Singh. I screamed "Humara Hindustan zindabad tha, zindabad hai aur zindabad rahega" and uprooted the tubewell.
Doosra: Good lord! What happened then?
Sunny: Half the baaratis fled from the scene and we had to apologise to bring them back. And when they returned, it could have been another crisis because I had uprooted the tubewell, which was the only source of drinking water!
Doosra: Oh boy! So how you managed that?
Sunny: Hema ji intervened. She immediately got 25 Kent water purifiers there, 23 of which she sold to the baraatis.
Doosra: Well, sounds quite eventful. But these are minor glitches, happen in every marriage.
Sunny: I guess so. We also ran out of paneer and rushed to nearest shop to buy more. Guess what? They had a balance but no stone. Fortunately I was there and solved the problem.
Sunny: You silly. Everyone knows I have dhaai-kilo-wala haat. We needed 5 kg paneer. So I put both arms on one side and they weighed paneer on the other. Dimple! I mean simple!
Doosra: Got the point, got the point. Must say it was an extraordinary marriage. Thanks for your time, it was pleasure talking to you.
P.S. Those interested in facts (god knows what they get out of it) Sunny & Bobby Deol were reportedly unsighted within 100km of Esha's marriage)