2. Any WC with Pakistan not in final is a BCCI design;
3. Any WC with Australia in final is bigotry;
4. Any WC with England in final is a nihilist anachronism. To be honest, it’s not cricket WC at all. At best, it’s a soccer WC and that too some four-decade old;
5. Any WC with an Australia-England final is actually an Ashes prelude;
6. Any WC where Lalit Modi doesn’t dole out the gongs is rebel;
7. Any WC where Yuvraj has to broker peace in a pub brawl is absurdist.