Sunday, 23 May 2010

5 reasons why Yuvraj sported that ghastly French Cut in T20 WC

1. He grew it as his first layer of defence against chin music;

2. Family astrologer predicted facial growth would herald an upturn in form;
 
3. To hide the cut marks he sustained during a routine pub brawl;
 
3. Had this gut feeling that India will flop in T20 WC and reckoned beard would come handy to avoid being recognized;
 
5. Square cuts and upper cuts are things of the past. French Cut is all he is left with.

7 comments:

Rohit said...

Great stuff. It's logical that Yuvraj has more 'gut' feelings these days....

Rishabh said...

He heard that imitation is the best form of flattery, so he tried to imitate and thus flatter Srikkanth to keep his place.

Som said...

Rohit, welcome to Doosra. BTW, you didn't mean gutter feeling, did you?

Som said...

Rishabh, now that's an angle that completely eluded me. UV would be in my team only when I'm going to a pub. Experience counts, man.

Govind Raj said...

Som, you always give 7 reasons. For whatever reasons, you gave only 5 this time. Rishabh gave a nice sixth sense to this angle.

Could Anchal Kumar be the seventh reason? Has she ditched an out-of-form Yuveraj? If yes, could this be the sign of depression? Even sulking is done in designer beards these days. We can actually call this UV-D, like Dev-D :-)

Som said...

Govind, you took it to a different heigh:) Sulking in designer beard! Hahaha.

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Great stuff. It's logical that Yuvraj has more 'gut' feelings these days....