0615: Woke up the Sun, full three nanoseconds late. Threatened to fire it and replace it with a giant LED. It offered Rajininamaskar though.
0620: Fed eucalyptus leaves to Corny and let it roam in my garden before sending it back to the basement park. Imagine the mayhem if someone sees my pet unicorn.
0645: Went for a walk, the air is so toxic. Breathed in filter mode, knitting my nasal hairs into a thin screen which allows only oxygen in. Sneezed out lumps of crystalised argon. How do ordinary people even breathe?
0715: Had good sparring with Yetim. Five years ago, I absentmindedly climbed Mt Everest and found the orphan Yeti there. Only Anil Kapoor has more hair per inch.
1000: Missed the 9 a.m. pill, so had to time-travel. Memory playing tricks. The other day could not recall the entry on page 456 of Encyclopaedia Britannica Volume 33.
1300: Completed morning shooting. Director was yet to script the climax. I told him to shoot my cigarette stunt and take it backwards from there.
1400: Took a nap. A beautiful dream saw me.
1500: Swallowed some sun-rays. I absolutely mean it when I say light snacks.
1600: Called a press conference and made emphatically ambiguous comments about joining politics. Great fun, watching media, especially those in Delhi, run like a headless chicken.
1700: Signed film against Aaradhya Bachchan. Also tweeted my resolve to fight nepotism in showbiz.
1800: A cat startled me. Activated ultrasonic hearing. Earth positively creaked. Need to check the axis tomorrow.
1900: Spielberg called to offer a Hollywood film. I offered him a Tamil film instead. He’ll get back.
2000: Latha’s birthday, so ordered a personal full moon. Also spared her the kitchen chores. Vegetables cooked themselves.
2100: Had a bout of hiccups. Sheep worldwide counting me to get some sleep. Poor animals. Good night.
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5 comments:
You are still at it. :)
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Hey, how have you been? Bad habits die hard :)
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