Saturday 8 February 2014

10 Indian state/cities and their ideal names

For reasons known only perhaps to Azam Khan's buffalos, Doosra was not consulted when names for Indian cities/states were decided.

As expected, they did a job more botched-up than Anushka Sharma's lips.

Below are 10 places and ideally what should have been their names:

1. Punjab = Sikhim.

2. Kolkata = Bhaatinda. Or Machhlipatnam.

3. Patna = Gutkhaland.

4. Post-AAP Delhi = Jhadukhand.

5. Kerala = KathMundu.

6. NCR = Okhlahoma. Home to Okhla that is.

7. Kanyakumari = Virginia.

8. Hailakandi = Alaska.

9. Haryana = Khapenhagen.

10. Assam = Rhinoam. Or Teabet. Or Chaina.

9 comments:

Govind Raj said...

Haha

Govind Raj said...

Haha

Som said...

@Govind, thanks as always :)

Altaf said...

Maybe something Atalji way?

Axiom said...

Brilliant

Axiom said...

Brilliant

Axiom said...

Brilliant

Som said...

@Altaf...yeh...achhi baat nahi hai.

Som said...

@Axiom, thanks...thanks...thanks :)