2. Prime Minister: I assure the nation, the culprits would be brought to book.
3. Meira Kumar: No standing ovation please. Please baith jaiyye, shaant ho jaiyye.
4. SM Krishna: Ricky Martin's retirement is a great loss to international cricket. Even Hina would agree with me.
5. Sushma Swaraj: Motamaal kamaya hoga. No need to get unnecessarily sentimental.
6. Shahid Afridi: As a veteran, I'd say occasional retirement is good for health but he shouldn't overdo it.
7. Manish Tiwari: A prolific batsman! Arrey woh aadmi to khud sar-se-pao tak run me duba hua hai!