Friday, 2 November 2012

10 Mahabharata One-Liners You Didn't Know

1. Excuse me, thoda kum nahi ho sakta? ~ Draupadi when told she'd have to marry all 5 Pandavas.

2. Rest in Piece ~ Bhim after splitting Jarasandha into two;

3. Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, ki mujh par koi ehsaan na karna ~ Karna, rejecting Kunti's offer to switch loyalty.

4. Mere Karna-Arjun ayenge, zaroor ayenge ~ Kunti in her dream.

5. Bhaiyya, aapke mobile pe tower hai? ~ Arjun asking Yudhisthi during Vanvaas.

6. Don't be a sissy. Just Do It ~ Krishna after his Gita harangue failed to instigate Arjun's killer instinct.

7. Kutte, kaminey, mai tera khoon pi jaunga ~ Bhim, before killing Dushasana.

8. Nakul, you idiot, dial 101 before uploading pictures on Facebook ~ Yudhisthir after Jatugriha caught fire.

9. Prabhu, zara 'Tera Suroor' bajake sunaiyye na ~ Radha to Krishna.

10. Salaa, aaj hi stepney bhool gaya ~ Karna when his chariot got stuck at Kurukshetra.

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Annah Betth said...

funny.. read several mahabharata "anecdotes" this one was good :)

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Deep said...

Don't be sissy, Jut Do IT!! Som, that is gold. N(a)ike Krishna....Deepak