Wednesday, 11 February 2009

Since my last post...

1. Brad Haddin has discovered the 11th way a batsman can get out;
2. Daniel Vettori's SMS to Haddin created frictions, sending sparks flying all over Australia. Doosra understands once the Victorian bushfire is under control, Vettori will be chargesheeted for arson.
3. It took a president, a shaman and a coiffeur to make Lasith Malinga's return from wilderness possible;
4. Rajasthan Royals ensured the support of Indian truckers, Richard Gere and subsequently HH Dalai Lama in this year's IPL by selling stakes to Shilpa Shetty;
5. Shah Rukh Khan's Kolkata Knight Riders helped Bangladesh double its Gross National Income by buying Mashrafe Mortaza.
6. West Indies unleashed an Australia-bred White West Indian, Brendan Nash, and a 6’7” high-extension tower in Suleiman Benn, whose deliveries, Poms claim, come like oracles from heaven;
7. Kevin Pietersen convulsed with laughter after he: i) topscored for Poms in the Sabina Park massacre; ii) derived sadistic pleasure as Strauss’ captaincy honeymoon got over before it started; and iii) found Vijay Mallya has emptied his pocket to engage his service.

18 comments:

straight point said...

that gross income was very funny :)

8. ponting was forced to rest and before he could warm the couch was rushed to save ozies...as messiah (warner) failed to rescue them...

Naked Cricket said...

Diabolical

Som said...

SP, Ponting was warming the couch! I didn't know he took the break to fly down to Bollywood and seek a role in any movie! Now that's an exculsive!

Som said...

NC, Diabolical? Who, me?

Naked Cricket said...

The post. Not the poster.

Q said...

I want to know about the fixation with 7! :-)

Som said...

NC I'm relieved:)

Som said...

Q, I too want to know the recurring 7 ways...As clueless as you:)

sv said...

9. Jayawardena stepping down as SL captain and wants to play a major part in the team's success as a batsman considering his awesome form.....

Som said...

SV welcome to Doosra. Pretty sad Mahela had to go. Murali says off-field politics prompted him to quit captaincy. Whatever, hope he strikes form soon.

Anony said...

The ICL World Series Twenty20 tournament, scheduled to be held in March, has been cancelled owing to recession and the unavailability of Pakistani players.

What great reasons!!

Som said...

Anony, what Dean Jones said apart from recession, it clashed with Ind vs NZ series and hence the decision to defer the tourney.

Naked Cricket said...

Som, Be grt, really, if you could change BCC! on yr BLOGROLL to www.boredcricketcrazyindians.com
yawns,nc

pseudo intellectual said...

mallya would CRY now if pietersen doesn't click for rcb. what else can the man try?! :P

Som said...

NC, done.

Som said...

Titly, Mallya shot himself in the foot when he bid for the Bangalore franchisee, which made it mandatory to have Dravid as the icon player and the subsequent inavoidable chain of actions (like Dravid and the then CEO Charu Sharma ignoring Mallya's inpuits and buying essentially an ageing bunch of Test players for a T20 event). He can't dump all the players who have a contract till 2010. Mallya can look forward to better days only after that.

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