Considering the year that has gone by, or going by, Doosra decided to have its own annual award ceremony. And as usual, Doosra is open to suggestions.
The Hate-Pyjama-Uderwear-Etc. Society Man the Year: VVS Laxman
The Albert Pinto Memorial Angry Youngman of the Year:
The Albert Pinto Memorial Angry Not-So-Youngman of the Year: Dilip Vengsarkar:
The Jimmy Amarnath Comeback Kid Award: Sourav Ganguly
The Say-No-To-Haircut Society Man of the Year: MS Dhoni
The Annual Me-Too Award: Joginder Singh
The BLTN (Better Late Than Never) Medallion & special award from NMFF (Nice-Man-Finishes-First) Circle: Anil Kumble
I-Look-Clown-With-A-Crown Citation: Rahul Dravid
Got-Pyjama-Want-Flannel Shield: Yuvraj Singh
Hail-Brinkmanship Fellowship: Sharad Pawar
Discovery-of-the-Year: Gary Kirsten
English-Molestation Community’s Person of the Year & Funny-Bone-On-Legs medal: Niranjan Shah
Annual Gone-With-The-Wind Award & Sunk-Without-Trace Statuette: Greg Chappell
Mint-in-Suit Award: Lalit Modi
Pariah-of-the-Year: Jagmohan DalmiyaEmperor-Struck Rolling Trophy: Kapil Dev
The David-Whose-Sling-Is-In Goliath’s-Hands Award: Subhash Chandra
God-of-Small-Things Rolling Trophy: Indian cricket team (shorter the format, better they do).
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