Anna Hazare had barely drained that glass of honey-laced coconut water when his mobile rang. Anna was surprised to find that the person at the other end was Srikkanth.
Below is the final instalment of Doosra’s own WikiLeak:
Srikkanth: Hello... WhadDoYouKhalIt... KhanISpheakToHanna?
Anna Hazare: Hello beta. Did you mean Anna?
Srikkanth: HabsolutelyYes,That’sWhyISaid...Hanna.
Anna Hazare: Well beta, I’d be happy if you call me Anna.
Srikkanth: KhamOnDude... JustKhalledYouThat... Hanna.
Anna Hazare: Ok beta, since you insist. Hanna here.
Srikkanth: WhadDoYouKhalIt... I’mTheChiefSelectorAndWeNeedAPlayer... SoHanna... WillYouPlayForIndia?.
Anna Hazare: Me? But beta I’ve not played cricket ever.
Srikkanth: DoesNotMatterHanna...
SomeOfOurPlayersGiveTheExactImpression... YouHoccupiedCreaseForMoreThan12DaysAtRamLila... MoreThanDhoniAndOtherBuggersDidInHingland... That'sHenoughForMe
Anna Hazare: But...
Srikkanth: WhatButMan... AndYouAlreadyInGoodKhompany... HeardYouHaveATeamThatHincludes... AravindaDeSilva.
Anna Hazare: Beta, you got it wrong. It’s Arvind Kejriwal.
Srikkanth: YouHabsolutelySure?WellYouHaveKiranMoreAtLeast.
Anna Hazare: Beta., it's Kiran Bedi and not More.
Srikkanth: YouHabsolutelySure?ThoughtIt'sKiranMore...TheHairStyle... HabsolutelyHolyMess... GotHerNumberFromSomeoneAndSentADirtyJokeHassumingSheIsKiranMore.
Anna Hazare: Don’t worry beta. Fear no harm. Like me, she’s also a Gandhian.
Srikkanth: WhadDoYouKhalIt... BothOfYouAre GotGAndhiFans?Khan’tBelieveIt... AlwaysThoughtHeWasHabsolutelyCrap.
Anna Hazare: What are you talking about beta! You pain me.
Srikkanth:PainYou?
Anna Hazare: Haan beta. How can you speak like that about Baapu?
Srikkanth: WhadDoYouKhalIt... ThoughtYouTalkedAboutDevangGandhi... Baapu... YesLikedHim... HeWasOurBestSpinner.
Anna Hazare: What are you talking beta? First calling me Hanna and now saying Bapu was a spinner...I’me having chest pain now.
Srikkanth: Habsolutely... Don’tYouKnowHeSpunCharkha... WishHeWasHaround... WouldHaveReplacedBhajjiWithGandhi…ByTheWayHanna... YouMustBeHungryHAfterTheFast... Let’sGoForADinner... IlikeYou... KhonsiderMeAPal.
Anna Hazare: I don’t have any pal beta, I have only Lokpal. But I can’t go for a dinner because I don’t eat at night beta.
Srikkanth: IDon’tEatAtNightToo... Maybe some
ChoruSambharRasamKootuThayirPuliyodaraiIdiyappamAppam.... nothing More.. HopeYouDon’tKhalItEating? Hello...Hello...Helloo.
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