Tuesday, 22 September 2015

7 Reasons Why Doosra Did Not Win

As you can make out from the conspicuous silence, Doosra did not win at #WIN15.

We did a post-mortem of the debacle and below are the seven reasons why we did not win.

1. We did not win largely because we lost;

2. We lost because we got the vastu of our blog totally wrong;

3. We did not win as our efforts to manipulate the voting system did not work;

4. We lost as we were 'outbribed' by the eventual winner;

5. We did not win because Blue Dart delayed in delivering the ransom letter to jury chairman whose son we had kidnapped;

6. We lost because the chap who won the prize was in possession of an explosive MMS with the jury chairman featuring prominently in it;

finally

7. Doosra doesn't run after awards. We merely walk briskly.

8 comments:

Anupam Malhotra said...

Hahaha...could not stop laughing... so good...
and doosra did not win probably because jury wanted read this super hilarious post :D

Som said...

@Anupam, trust me, you are terrible when it come to consoling someone who has lost a contest :)

JD Ghosh said...

Would be bad form for Doosra to be Pehla...

Som said...

@JDG, haha, you own a silver-lining distribution agency, right?

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