It looks like someone trying to scratch the itch when the reverential thumb and the equally respectful index finger gently rise to ceremoniously touch -- and strictly not press, says the manual -- the earlobe when the Guru's name is to be uttered.
It's a similarly earlobe-touching occasion as Doosra pays tribute to the Murdoch family that has taken phone-hacking to a new level, setting a benchmark that posterity would struggle to match.
Upholding the same spirit, Doosra serves you hot the spicy telephone interaction that took place between chief Indian selector Krish Srikkanth and axed spinner Harbhajan Singh.
Excerpts:
Srikkanth: HelloIsThisTeamIndiaHotel?
Harbhajan: Oye Khote Da Puttar! Ordered butter chicken two hours back and you are calling now instead of delivering it? Go and cook it fast. And when you have made the dish, ask yourself “Have I Made It Large?”...because I’m very hungry and can eat an entire poultry farm.
Srikkanth: HeyYouHabsoluteSonOfAGun…ThisIsChikaHere.
Harbhajan: O Teri Ki! Chicken? Did you say Chicken? You mean you are the chicken I ordered? I can’t believe it! I’m talking to the chicken I’m going to eat! What a hotel!
Srikkanth: I’mGoingToEatYouMoron…ThisIsChikaAndNotChicken.
Harbhajan: O Teri! Chika Sir. Sorry sir...made a mistake.
Srikkanth:ImadeAMistake...SelectedAHabsoluteMoronWhoThinksHe’sSpeakingToAChickenHeIsGoingToEat….WhatDoYouThinkYouAre….DrDoolittle?
Harbhajan: Do little? I could do little sir. The pitches here are not spinning at all. Only thing that spins is my head sir. So tough.
Srikkanth: YouBowledCrapInTheSecondTest… WantedToKickYou...Don’tRememberAnyoneBowlingSoMuchFilth…
Harbhajan: Don’t remember? Memory loss? I know sir, happens with ages. Our coach Fletcher also has this problem. He met Sania Mirza and said “Don’t tell me you have a 40-year-son who will be India’s next Prime Minister!”. Hahaha...
Srikkanth: YouBrainDeadBowledHabsolutelyNegativeInTheSecondTest..
Harbhajan: Strategy sir, strategy. You remember how I bowled in the first test?
Srikkanth: HabsolutlyRememberHagainYouBowledNegativeLine.
Harbhajan: Exactly sir. Haven’t you heard sir that two negatives make a positive?
Srikkanth: WhatCrap...YouThinkI’mMadOrWhat? Ican’tTakeItAnymore...YouAreSackedFromOnedayTeamAndI’llMakeSureYouAreNotAllowedWithin10kmOfDressingRoom...YouHabsolutelyMoronHaveNoIdeaHowBigAHoleYouAreIn…
Harbhajan: Have I made it a large, sir?
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18 comments:
This is epic! Cheeka's disease of not knowing what he's talking has rubbed off on Bhajji! XD
As usual Excellent but made it Large.I mean......Sania and Sonia. I think Sania is far near to "complete" without Mirza but we cant say same for Sonia Gandhi. Overall I love it.
Thiru, so this is not epic but epidemic :)
DP, saw the similarity? Both imported spouses!
Are Dhoni and the UB Group secretly chuckling? (which I incidentally spelt as chick-ling first :P)
Titli, I follow Mr Mallya on Twitter and he doesn't miss a chance to remind Bhajji how he failed to make it large :)
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