If you try to remind, I never like Shoaib Akhtar and I'm not fearful to say that. He speaks Urdu with an American accent!
Last night he powerfully took me to a pub. After drinking 3 glasses, I could understand he had drunk.
"We have to raise the bar," he said and I was real fearful. I told him the bar was big and had so many persons inside, so many furnitures etc. How two of we raise the hole bar? What he thinked of himself? That South Indian hero -- Rajnigandha?
I begged him not to create seen. He said "Ok pal, let's call it a day". I then lost my anger.
"Why should I call it a day when it's being a night? You are drunk or blind in the eye?"
But you have to say Shoaib has worked on fitness. He has become quite a racist, always asking all to race with him. Also doing stretching and jumping. I'm running also but coach said 2011 is not being a leap year so I'm not jumping.
We need Shoaib because Asif and Amir are banned, which is a handicraft for us. Gul bowling well but he is also mad type.
Other day, coach said we should have a cakewalk against Canada. Know what Gul did? He dropped a cake on floor and walked over it and said "Ho gaya sir, cakewalk."
The whole carpet was ugly and I made him wash that!
After that accident, our coach is out of order. He never ordering us anything. Inspite of him, I order now.
Anyway, I have received many wishes from many. I thank all of you from the heart of my bottom. We need your prayer.