Tuesday, 11 January 2011

7 IPL auction sub-plots!

1. IPL has precipitated the Armageddon by putting monkeygate protagonists Harbhajan Singh and Andrew Symonds in the same team;

2. Vadodara is about to seek separate nationhood, convinced that the money Pathan brothers fetched from IPL auction is enough to sustain a nascent nation;

3. One of the team owners with an obvious zombie expression was so thick-headed that auctioneer, at one point, asked her if he could use it as the hammer;

4. Anil Kumble opted out of IPL because he feared Rajasthan Royals might be interested in him and there are enough scientific evidences to prove the indelible scars that Shilpa Shetty's non-stop giggling can leave on human psyche;

5. Sid Mallya was the only owner with a scientific outlook. Few realised his mohawk was actually a subtle anti-thesis to Newton's law of gravitation;

6. There was so much coldness between Preity Zinta and Ness Wadia that every cappuccino they ordered turned tropical iceberg in no time:

7. In a last throw of dice, Pakistan agreed to export onions to India, offering one cricketer free per sack but IPL governing council members said they have got used to salad sans onion.

31 comments:

Anorak said...

I liked the sub-plots more than the plot ... :)

straight point said...

bcci on being asked why there was no interest in england players... said... even ecb seems more interested in south africans...

Govind Raj said...

Som, when MI play the Kochi team...

The match will be billed Monkey-gate vs Slap-gate !

Whichever way, BCCI will laugh all the way to bank as all the Gates will overflow !

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Anorak, for someone struggling to find a place I can call my own, I would prefer a plot, in or around Delhi.

Som said...

SP, spot on. SAfrica's biggest export to England is cricketers.

Som said...

Govind, there should be a window for the gate-clash.

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