Bhajji: Lost a coin, lift your leg moron, maybe you are standing on it.
Doosra: I'm not. Bhajji, I mean what happened that suddenly you started playing like a frontline batsman and struck back-to-back centuries?
Bhajji: Oye, interview started and you didn't tell me you X*&%$#@!...Well, I’m rather sad after those centuries.
Bhajji: With my talent, I should have scored 13,999 runs by now, just behind Tendulkar. He’s the God you know...Let me tell you, that Batman wasn’t worthy of tying Paaji’s pajama.
Doosra: It’s Bradman.
Bhajji: You kidding! I read in the newspaper – he’s Batman and Robin Singh was his teammate.
Doosra: That’s because you got stuck in the comic strip and did not advance to the sports page. By the way, it’s just Robin and not Robin Singh…
Bhajji: Who cares? And who the hell Batman is compared to Paaji?
Bhajji: Why fuss? Have whatever you like! But did he play in IPL? No? You know what James Bond once said? "What he knows of cricket who not IPL knows?"
Doosra: That's CLR James and the actual quote is...anyway, leave it....Against New Zealand you batted so comfortably, the ball must have looked as big as a football?
Bhajji: No fathead, the ball looked like Sreesanth’s cheek and I went slapping (chuckles). But Sree is like a younger bro.
Doosra: We notice you keep it saying these days, ‘Sree like a young bro’. Is it because you don’t have one?
Bhajji: No dumbo, it’s because I think Sree should be as non-existent as my young bro.
Doosra: But your bowling has slipped. Even Ojha is taking more wickets.
Bhajji: You don’t understand, youngsters need encouragement.
Doosra: You mean you deliberately allowed him to hog the limelight?
Bhajji: What else? Besides, now I'm in the team purely as a Bradman.
Doosra : Batman...I mean batsman?
Bhajji: Whatever. Can't keep blabbering with you anymore, I'm a busy man, have to rush. By the way, you sure it's Bradman and not Batman?