One hears that Shane Warne, bored with retirement, has gone ahead and got his head bitten by an anaconda on a reality show.
While people behind "I’m A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here!" are laughing all the way to the bank, here are the 5 Conspiracy Theories currently doing the rounds:
1. Steve Waugh strategically placed the rogue anaconda in that box;
2. An aspiring leggie itself, the anaconda was trying to pick Warne's brain, literally;
3. John Buchanan called Cricket Australia after the incident, to inquire if the snake was out of danger;
4. Warne was celebrating Nag Panchami when things went wrong;
5. Warne heard anaconda's venom is an excellent hair growth agent.
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