Wednesday, 7 April 2010

Reading Between Lines: What Afridi meant when he said...

"Since he has gone to India he must now bring his bride home."

1. We had advised the moron not to walk into the outstretched arms of the Hyderabad Police but then fools keep rushing in where angels fear to tread;

2. Better you rot in a dungeon in Hyderabad than thinking of returning empty-handed. The message is loud and clear. Bring home the bacon, no excuse please;

3. Your silly affair has snowballed into an issue of national prestige and you must return with a bride by side. Nub of the matter is, Pakistan will not open its door to a single Shoaib;

4. Just bring home a bride, you halfwit and we won’t nitpick. Ayesha, Maha, Sayali, Sania…anything will do;

5. I have a bet with Misbah-ul-Haq that Shoaib would land up marrying none of the four girls mentioned above. My money is on Rakhi Sawant to win ‘Shoaib ka Swayambar’ in one of the Indian channels.

17 comments:

  1. Purna7 April 2010 at 10:46

    Som, give me an honest answer okay?

    Are you Shahid Afridi?

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  2. straight point7 April 2010 at 11:27

    afridi secret dairy:

    shoaid wented india to take bribe like nobody's business... he should have married sania-apa on cellphone... now this maha-apa saga has becomed maha-shyapa for all of us here...

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  3. straight point7 April 2010 at 11:27

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  4. Som7 April 2010 at 11:51

    Purna, can the brain claim to be the body itself? No way.

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  5. Som7 April 2010 at 11:51

    SP...hehehe...hilarious...Even when I quit blogging, I know at least SASD is in safe hands:)

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  6. Unknown7 April 2010 at 19:05

    hey, i have a doubt...

    can they marry over an sms?

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  7. Som7 April 2010 at 19:18

    Shridhar, I'm a mere blogger and not a Qazi!!!

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  8. Govind Raj7 April 2010 at 23:49

    There are so many girls and so much of confusion in the story. But the truth is one and only and that is...

    Aysha, Maha, Sania, Sayali and Rakhi...

    Sabka 'Malik' Ek hai !

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  9. Som8 April 2010 at 00:08

    Too good Govind:) BTW, you suggesting Malik is male Draupadi!

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  10. Govind Raj8 April 2010 at 00:35

    How about Male 'Panch'ali? or still better Shoaib 'Panch'al Malik ?

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  11. Som8 April 2010 at 00:45

    Govind, Shoaib Panch Ali!!!

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  12. Som8 April 2010 at 11:11

    Was wondering how come the flower belles were so late!

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  13. Poonam8 April 2010 at 14:50

    Too good... U can read Afridi's mind like nobody's business.

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  15. Som8 April 2010 at 16:31

    Poonam, thanks:) I can read his mind? But some people insist he's mindless. Jokes apart, really like the fella:)

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  16. Som8 April 2010 at 16:34

    All That, the idea of "exclusive rumour" sounds good. Will get back to you after I see the video:)

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