1. Excuse me, thoda kum nahi ho sakta? ~ Draupadi when told she'd have to marry all 5 Pandavas.
2. Rest in Piece ~ Bhim after splitting Jarasandha into two;
3. Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, ki mujh par koi ehsaan na karna ~ Karna, rejecting Kunti's offer to switch loyalty.
4. Mere Karna-Arjun ayenge, zaroor ayenge ~ Kunti in her dream.
5. Bhaiyya, aapke mobile pe tower hai? ~ Arjun asking Yudhisthi during Vanvaas.
6. Don't be a sissy. Just Do It ~ Krishna after his Gita harangue failed to instigate Arjun's killer instinct.
7. Kutte, kaminey, mai tera khoon pi jaunga ~ Bhim, before killing Dushasana.
8. Nakul, you idiot, dial 101 before uploading pictures on Facebook ~ Yudhisthir after Jatugriha caught fire.
9. Prabhu, zara 'Tera Suroor' bajake sunaiyye na ~ Radha to Krishna.
10. Salaa, aaj hi stepney bhool gaya ~ Karna when his chariot got stuck at Kurukshetra.
Very lame jokes.
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