Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Scoop: Srikkanth-Dhoni teleconference!

Srikkanth: Hello... WhadDoYouCallIt... Is ItTeamINdiaHotel?...CanITalkToAimEssDoni?

Dhoni: Hello. If you are Ian Bell, leave your number. I will call you back. Aur bolo...

Srikkanth: YouHabsoluteMoron...
ThisIsSrikkanthAndNotAnyBloodyBell.

Dhoni: Oh, Chika Saar! That rings a bell... Aur bolo.

Srikkanth: HagainBell... YouGotAnyIdeawhatPeopleNowCallYou?

Dhoni: Why? They call me Mahi!

Srikkanth: No... PeopleNowCallYou… WhatDoYouCallIt... Yes... ’CallingBell’... WhyTheHellDidYouRecallHim?

Dhoni: Saar, we were losing the match anyway. No rating points to be gained, so thought why not some brownie points... Aur bolo.

Srikkanth: YouOfficiousFathead...
YourCaptaincyHasBeenSoUnimaginative...

Dhoni: Unimaginative! You hurt me Saar. I imagined England were in crisis; never stood up imagining Praveen’s edges will carry; imagined Sehwag will score 300 in both innings and finally imagined we will win the series 4-0. And here you call me unimaginative…. If my imaginations were correct, we would have been in the team hotel long back...Aur bolo.

Srikkanth: YouHabsoluteHalfwit... BetterPullUpYourSock... OrIWouldImagineYouWouldSoonLoseCaptaincy.

Dhoni: Can you hold the phone for a second saar?

Srikkanth: Why?

Dhoni: Need both hands to hold my socks and pull.

Srikkanth: !@#@$%^&*.

20 comments:

mona parthsarathi said...

bahut sahi.

yeahrite said...

CallingBell!!! Ha!

P V Ramanujam said...

Srikkanth should suggest BCCI for a one-off Test with Bangladesh to help Team India's punchh uppar.

Som said...

Mona, glad you liked it :)

Som said...

Yeahrite, welcome to Doosra.

Som said...

PVR, habsolutely but I'm told Chika is on his way out.

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Govind Raj said...

:-P

Som said...

Govind :)

Titli said...

You ought to do something about all this random spam you get here :|
And as usual, nailed it. Loved Dhoni's "imagination"... Sehwag scoring a 300, indeed! :P

Som said...

Titli, no idea how to stop it :(

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Anonymous said...

poor mahi!couldnt bell the cat!